| Dear Mr. President… | Coma? Why I go in and out of coma... |
| Oh Lisa you and your stories… | No beer and no TV Make Homer… |
| Maybe it’s the beer talking… | When you’re alone… |
| If you don’t like it… | My face… |
| Tonight on Eye On Springfield… | Schildler and I are like peas in a pod..... |
| For a school with no… | This man is… |
| I bent my… | The fingers you… |
| You know what I am going to do… | Teaching French… |
| Old gray mare... | Shut up brain or… |
| The Metric system… | Do you hold a grudge against... |
| Intel... | My parents won’t… |
| I like my beer cold… | Hello, My name is… |
| If you don’t start making more sense… | Ah Just get one of those… |
| Anyone can miss Canada… | Here are you messages… |
| Wolf nipple… | Not to worry me lord… |
| Ah I see you have the… | This is called adding… |
| Disease and depravation… | Dear enemy… |
| Dear enemy (2)… | Make love and… |
| Your breath… | The Devil… |
| But my lord… | I think the phrase rhymes with…. |
| Ah my nipples… | I fart in... |
| Please fondle… | I have a message from the baron… |
| Sticking your finger… | If the good lord… |
| I spy with…. | I spy with (2)… |
| Christmas has… | One day all this… |
| I object to all this sex… | My name is…. |